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A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking
at the animals on display. While he was there, another
customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper, "I'll
have a trainee solicitor monkey please." The shopkeeper
nodded, went over to a cage full of monkeys and
took out a monkey. He fit a collar and leash, handed
it to the customer, saying, "That'll be £10,000."
The customer paid and walked out with his monkey.
Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper
and said, "That was a very expensive monkey. Most
of them are only a few hundred pounds. Why did it
cost so much?" The shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that
monkey can do legal research and draft documents
very fast, no mistakes, well worth the money."
The tourist looked at the monkeys in another cage.
"they're even more expensive! £30,000! What
do they do?" "Oh, they're fee earner monkeys; they
can answer all legal questions, draft complicated
documents from scratch, mark-up agreements, write
letters and bill clients. All the difficult, really
useful stuff," said the shopkeeper.
The tourist looked around for a little longer and
saw a third monkey all by itself in a cage of its
own, eating a banana. The price tag around its neck
read £200,000. He gasped to the shopkeeper,
"That one costs more than all the others put together!
What on earth does it do?"
The shopkeeper replied, "Well, I haven't actually
seen it do anything yet, but it says it's a partner."